The Mars Volta show last night was the only show I’ve been to where the encore was the just the end of the fucking last song of the proper set. Thanks for coming back to finish, guys. And thanks, too, for the five fucking minutes of guitar tech while we waited for you all to come back on stage.

Here’s one thing doesn’t make any fucking sense about The Matrix Revolutions: the little girl? Her “parents” are programs, right? How did they have her? Did they rock the casbah and nine months later the mother gave birth? If so, why would the machines write programs that could have children? Or have sex, for that matter?

I had a similar question regarding Reloaded: How did that French asshole make the orgasm pie? Did he write it on a computer and it somehow materialized? Or did he bake it?